You FAIL at...

Okay, a new forum game, "You FAIL at...
The ruels are simpel!

A; ~~~~~~~~~~
B; You FAIL at being A
C; You FAIL at being your mothers son/sister
D; You FAIL at making Jokes
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I start! (note that the poster above me is named "Makie Sasaki")

YOU FAIL at being Makie Sasaki!!

YOU FAIL at creating a forumgame

you fail at being alive

you FAIL because you post has no name

You FAIL cos you have a to big signature!

you fail at this game for not using the ''at''

You fail at making fails!

you fail at posting at this forum

you fail at being a failure

You fail at thinking of fails

you fail at being a human

You fail at having a red name!

You fail at posting within the 4 minutes

You fail at being offline when I post this.